Why Do Mexicans Have Low-riders? To Pick Up The Strawberries!
How Many Cops Does It Take To Arrest A Mexican? 10, 1 To Hold The Mexican, And 9 To Hold The Oranges.
There's A Black Man And A Mexican In A Car, Who's Driving? The Police Man.
Why Dont You Throw A Rock At A Mexican On A Bike? Because Its Probably Your Bike.
What Do You Call 5 White Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? White Power. " 5 Black Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? Black Power. " 5 Mexicans-grand Theft Auto.
Why Do Mexicans Buy Cabbage Patch Dolls? Because They Come With Birth Certificates.
What Do A Mexican And A Sperm Have In Common? Only One Out Of A Million Work.
How Do You Wink At A Mexican? (hold Your Hands Like Your Holding A Shotgun And Shut One Eye.)
What Do You Call 10 Mexicans In A Truck? One Short Of Full.
Why Did The Mexican Cross The Road? To Get From Abco To The Orange Groves.
Why Did The Mexicans Have To Move Out Of The House? Because They Couldn't Figure Out How To Flush The Pool.
What Do A Mexican And A Skunk Have In Common? There Both Black And White And They Both Smell.
Why Dont Mexicans Have Any Olympic Teams? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Run, Jump, And Swim Are Over Here.
There's A Deer And A Mexican Lying Dead In The Road, Whats The Difference? There Is Skid Marks In Front Of The Deer.
Why Did The Black Man Marry A Mexican? So His Kids Would Be To Lazy To Steal.
What Do You Do When You See A Mexican Riding A Bike? Steal It Back.
Why Dont Mexicans Have Checking Acounts? Its Too Hard To Spray Paint Your Name On The Little Line.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And A Dumb Blonde? A Kid Who Spraypaints His Name On A Chain Link Fence.
How Do You Starve A Mexican? Hide Their Food Stamps Under Their Work Boots.
A Mexican And A Black Person Both Fall Off A Building, Who Hits First? Who Cares.
How Come There Are No Pools In Mexico? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here.
Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico? Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
Why Is There So Little Great Mexican Literature? Spray Paint Wasn't Invented Until 1950.
Why Is The Average Age Of The Mexican Army 40? Because They Take 'em Right Out Of Highschool.
Why Don't Mexicans Play Hide And Seek? Because No One Will Look For Them.
Why Do Mexicans Make Great Astronauts? Because They Take Up Space In School.
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Fur Coat? A Pipe Cleaner.
What Are The Three Most Difficult Years In A Mexicans Life? Second Grade.
How Does Every Mexican Joke Start? The Teller Looks Over Both His Shoulders.
How Do You Save A Mexican From Drowning? Take Your Foot Off His Head.
What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? Oranges.
How Do You Get A Mexican Out Of A Bath Tub? Throw In A Bar Of Soap.
What Do A Mexican And An Oreo Have In Common? They Are Both Black And White And Come In Packs Of 40.
Why Do Mexican Cars Have Such Small Steering Wheels? So They Can Drive With Handcuffs On.
Why Are Scientists Breeding Mexicans Instead Of Rats For Science Expirements? Because They Breed Faster And You Don't Get As Attatched To Them.
Did You Hear About The Two Mexicans On "thats Incredible"? One Had Auto Insurance And The Other Was An Only Child.
How Do You Give A Mexican A Concusion? Smash His Head With The Toilet Seat While He's Drinking.
What Do You Call Four Mexicans Drowning? Quatro Sinco.
Why Did They Cancel Sex Ed And Drivers Ed In Mexico? The Donkey Died.
What Do A Mexican And A Cue Ball Have In Common? The Harder You Hit 'em The More English You Get Out Of Them.
What Do You Say To A Mexican In A Three- Piece Suit? Will The Defendent Please Rise.
What Do You Call A Mexican Sky Diver? Instant Air Pollution.
What Did The Mexican Do With His First 50 Cent Piece? He Married Her.
What Do You Call A Taco With A Foodstamp Inside It? A Mexican Fortune Cookie.
What Do You Call A Mexican Without A Lawnmower? Unemployed.
What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? Jail.
How Many Cops Does It Take To Arrest A Mexican? 10, 1 To Hold The Mexican, And 9 To Hold The Oranges.
There's A Black Man And A Mexican In A Car, Who's Driving? The Police Man.
Why Dont You Throw A Rock At A Mexican On A Bike? Because Its Probably Your Bike.
What Do You Call 5 White Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? White Power. " 5 Black Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? Black Power. " 5 Mexicans-grand Theft Auto.
Why Do Mexicans Buy Cabbage Patch Dolls? Because They Come With Birth Certificates.
What Do A Mexican And A Sperm Have In Common? Only One Out Of A Million Work.
How Do You Wink At A Mexican? (hold Your Hands Like Your Holding A Shotgun And Shut One Eye.)
What Do You Call 10 Mexicans In A Truck? One Short Of Full.
Why Did The Mexican Cross The Road? To Get From Abco To The Orange Groves.
Why Did The Mexicans Have To Move Out Of The House? Because They Couldn't Figure Out How To Flush The Pool.
What Do A Mexican And A Skunk Have In Common? There Both Black And White And They Both Smell.
Why Dont Mexicans Have Any Olympic Teams? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Run, Jump, And Swim Are Over Here.
There's A Deer And A Mexican Lying Dead In The Road, Whats The Difference? There Is Skid Marks In Front Of The Deer.
Why Did The Black Man Marry A Mexican? So His Kids Would Be To Lazy To Steal.
What Do You Do When You See A Mexican Riding A Bike? Steal It Back.
Why Dont Mexicans Have Checking Acounts? Its Too Hard To Spray Paint Your Name On The Little Line.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And A Dumb Blonde? A Kid Who Spraypaints His Name On A Chain Link Fence.
How Do You Starve A Mexican? Hide Their Food Stamps Under Their Work Boots.
A Mexican And A Black Person Both Fall Off A Building, Who Hits First? Who Cares.
How Come There Are No Pools In Mexico? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here.
Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico? Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
Why Is There So Little Great Mexican Literature? Spray Paint Wasn't Invented Until 1950.
Why Is The Average Age Of The Mexican Army 40? Because They Take 'em Right Out Of Highschool.
Why Don't Mexicans Play Hide And Seek? Because No One Will Look For Them.
Why Do Mexicans Make Great Astronauts? Because They Take Up Space In School.
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Fur Coat? A Pipe Cleaner.
What Are The Three Most Difficult Years In A Mexicans Life? Second Grade.
How Does Every Mexican Joke Start? The Teller Looks Over Both His Shoulders.
How Do You Save A Mexican From Drowning? Take Your Foot Off His Head.
What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? Oranges.
How Do You Get A Mexican Out Of A Bath Tub? Throw In A Bar Of Soap.
What Do A Mexican And An Oreo Have In Common? They Are Both Black And White And Come In Packs Of 40.
Why Do Mexican Cars Have Such Small Steering Wheels? So They Can Drive With Handcuffs On.
Why Are Scientists Breeding Mexicans Instead Of Rats For Science Expirements? Because They Breed Faster And You Don't Get As Attatched To Them.
Did You Hear About The Two Mexicans On "thats Incredible"? One Had Auto Insurance And The Other Was An Only Child.
How Do You Give A Mexican A Concusion? Smash His Head With The Toilet Seat While He's Drinking.
What Do You Call Four Mexicans Drowning? Quatro Sinco.
Why Did They Cancel Sex Ed And Drivers Ed In Mexico? The Donkey Died.
What Do A Mexican And A Cue Ball Have In Common? The Harder You Hit 'em The More English You Get Out Of Them.
What Do You Say To A Mexican In A Three- Piece Suit? Will The Defendent Please Rise.
What Do You Call A Mexican Sky Diver? Instant Air Pollution.
What Did The Mexican Do With His First 50 Cent Piece? He Married Her.
What Do You Call A Taco With A Foodstamp Inside It? A Mexican Fortune Cookie.
What Do You Call A Mexican Without A Lawnmower? Unemployed.
What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? Jail.
