this is funny!!!!!Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, "
The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said...
SEX IS WHEN A GUYS COMMUNICATION
ENTERS A GURLS INFORMATION
TO INCREASE THE POPULATION
FOR A YOUNGER GENERATION
DO U GET THE INFORMATION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTATION?
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda...
ABOUT YOU
DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U...
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh really? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne...
Puta Y Encima Bruja
Hab?a una vez tres borrachos que hab?an estado chupando desde temprano, luego se van a un burdel a buscar putas, y llaman a la madame:
- Madame!, traiga tres putas pa?nosotros.
- Bueno, pero por lo tarde que es, s?lo puedo ofrecerles 2, y una mujer de pl?stico.
Uno...
El que bebe... se emboracha.
El que se emborracha... duerme.
El que duerme... no peca.
El que no peca... va al cielo...
...y puesto que al cielo vamos...
pues bebamos!
1. Me gusta la pepsi, me gusta la coca, pero lo que mas me gusta es el sabor de tu boca.
2. Del cielo cayo un panuelo bordado de conejitos y los hombres nos justan para hacerlos pendejitos.
3. A las 8 me dio sueno.y a las 9 me dormi. A las 10 de la manana me levante pensando en ti.
4. Cuando te...
SAYING "NIGGA" TO SOMEONE IS LIKE SAYING "GUEY". BUT I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD BE KOOL WITH YOU TO BE SAYING IT TO THEM OR ANYONE ELSE. I USE IT CAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF BLACK FRIENDS AND THEY'RE USED TO ME SAYING IT.
I've grown up so much from before
learned how to deal wit people calling me
B!TCH and WH*oRE!
i can somewhat control my anger inside
no longer stay down n just try to hide
still krazy yes at times i have slips
but dats coo every now and then everyone flips
i guess u could say matured
i've...
WANTED BY MANY
BUT NEVA SCARED
PEOPLE TALKED SHIT
BUT U NEVA CARED
WALKED THE STREETS WIT PRIDE
AND KEPT UR HEAD HIGH
NEVA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE U
UR TURN TO DIE
THIS TIME THO
NO ONE GOT SHOT
OR NO ONE GOT HURT
CUZ NOBODY FOUGHT
PLAYING BASKETBALL
LIKE ANY OTHER DAY
WHEN U GRABBED UR CHEST IN...
Running the streets of the hood
all on my own
looking for a place to stay
cuz i got kicked outta my home
i gotta watch my back
so i got my shank and my strap
so yall better not walk behind me
cuz im ready to bust a cap
doing my job making a living
just trying to stay alive
gotta sell that...
When i joined the gang
everyone gave me respect
me and my homies got sumthing special
thatz sumthing i'll never neglect
my baby thug left me
cuz he didnt want to see me suffer
but what he didnt know was
when i joined i became a lil bit tougher
me and my baby had been 2 gether
for 2 years
he...