this is funny!!!!!Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, " The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said...

SEX IS WHEN A GUYS COMMUNICATION ENTERS A GURLS INFORMATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION FOR A YOUNGER GENERATION DO U GET THE INFORMATION OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTATION?

Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda...

ABOUT YOU DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U... boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh really? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so what did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne...

Puta Y Encima Bruja Hab?a una vez tres borrachos que hab?an estado chupando desde temprano, luego se van a un burdel a buscar putas, y llaman a la madame: - Madame!, traiga tres putas pa?nosotros. - Bueno, pero por lo tarde que es, s?lo puedo ofrecerles 2, y una mujer de pl?stico. Uno...

El que bebe... se emboracha. El que se emborracha... duerme. El que duerme... no peca. El que no peca... va al cielo... ...y puesto que al cielo vamos... pues bebamos!

1. Me gusta la pepsi, me gusta la coca, pero lo que mas me gusta es el sabor de tu boca. 2. Del cielo cayo un panuelo bordado de conejitos y los hombres nos justan para hacerlos pendejitos. 3. A las 8 me dio sueno.y a las 9 me dormi. A las 10 de la manana me levante pensando en ti. 4. Cuando te...

I've grown up so much from before learned how to deal wit people calling me B!TCH and WH*oRE! i can somewhat control my anger inside no longer stay down n just try to hide still krazy yes at times i have slips but dats coo every now and then everyone flips i guess u could say matured i've...

WANTED BY MANY BUT NEVA SCARED PEOPLE TALKED SHIT BUT U NEVA CARED WALKED THE STREETS WIT PRIDE AND KEPT UR HEAD HIGH NEVA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE U UR TURN TO DIE THIS TIME THO NO ONE GOT SHOT OR NO ONE GOT HURT CUZ NOBODY FOUGHT PLAYING BASKETBALL LIKE ANY OTHER DAY WHEN U GRABBED UR CHEST IN...

Running the streets of the hood all on my own looking for a place to stay cuz i got kicked outta my home i gotta watch my back so i got my shank and my strap so yall better not walk behind me cuz im ready to bust a cap doing my job making a living just trying to stay alive gotta sell that...

When i joined the gang everyone gave me respect me and my homies got sumthing special thatz sumthing i'll never neglect my baby thug left me cuz he didnt want to see me suffer but what he didnt know was when i joined i became a lil bit tougher me and my baby had been 2 gether for 2 years he...

I MET A FINE AZZ GANGSTA HE WANTED TO HOLLA HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A PLAYA OR A BALLA I SAID I WANTED HIM IT DIDNT MATTER WHAT HE WAS LIL DID I KNOW ABOUT HIM OR WHAT HE DOES AND THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM WAS HE WAS A GANGBANGER NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE WAS A BIG TIME SLANGER HE WAS WELL KNOWN HE WAS...

1.) 5 years old my my parents divorced 2.) 9 years old, I lost my virginity, I was forced. 3.) 10 years old and my ma had a man. 4.) 11 years old and my ma's man raped me, again these were feelings I was 2 young to understand. 5.) 13 years and I was all on my own wondering in the streets cuz I...

HE SAYS HE LOVES YOU BUT HE ONLY LOVES U 4 A WHILE CUZ WHEN HE SEE'S ANOTHER B!TCH HE GETS HER WITH HIS SMILE SO IF U BELIEVE HIM THEN U MUST BE RETARTED THERE'S SO MUCH TO SAY DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED THEY ALWAYZ WANNA ARGUE THEY ALWAYZ THINK THEY'RE RIGHT THEY SAY THEY CARE ABOUT U BUT...

HE SAYS HE LOVES YOU BUT HE ONLY LOVES U 4 A WHILE CUZ WHEN HE SEE'S ANOTHER B!TCH HE GETS HER WITH HIS SMILE SO IF U BELIEVE HIM THEN U MUST BE RETARTED THERE'S SO MUCH TO SAY DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED THEY ALWAYZ WANNA ARGUE THEY ALWAYZ THINK THEY'RE RIGHT THEY SAY THEY CARE ABOUT U BUT THEY...

THESE B!TCHES RUNING WIT FEAR QUICK TO TALK SH!T BUT SCARED TO COME NEAR THESE HO3S CALL ME A B!TCH WHEN THEY'RE WIT THEIR GIRLS THEY ALWAYZ ON MY CASE BUT DONT GOT THE BALLS WHEN THEY'RE ALONE TO SAY IT TO MY FACE WHO'S THE B!TCH NOW WHEN YO ASS IS ON THE FLOOR TALK MORE SH!T AND IMMA WHUP YO...

IM SO PI55ED OFF U WONT EVEN NO 2 HEAR MY X-MAN TALKING SH!T JUST CUZ I LET HIM GO AND HEARING MY GIRL TELL HIM HE COULD DO BETTER THEN ME WHAT THE FUK THATZ MY BUSINESS SO LET ME BE DONT U THINK IT HURTS ME WHEN I HEAR MY GIRL SAY THAT HE COULD DO BETTER THEN ME N-E WAY AND NOW I REALIZE...

I told u he wasnt sh!t and u saw me holding his hand and u come over here tryin to check him what the fuk, respect my man u ni99az try to jump him please u wish u can then u try to threaten him what the fuk , respect my man u told him to watch his back cuz he was on ur land and u were gonna...

WHATEVA THEN NIG9A I GUESS WE COULDNT BE I COULDNT HANDLE U AND U COULDNT HANDLE ME U THOUGHT U WERE DA SH!T U THOUGHT U WERE ROYAL U THOUGHT I WAS A HO3 CUZ I COULDNT BE LOYAL BUT THATZ NOT IT AT ALL U GOT THAT SH!T ALL WRONG I THOUGHT U ALREADY KNEW 2 PLAYAZ DONT LAST 4 LONG

A FINE GIRL PASSES BY AND U LIKE DAM SHE FINE IMMA GO GET HER NUMBER AND MAKE HER AS5 MINE IMMA CALL HER UP AND TRY TO HOLLA BUT FROM ME SHE WONT GET A DOLLA IMMA HIT IT AND QUIT IT FAST THEN IMMA MAKE THAT HO3 MY PAST SHE JUST A HOE SHE DONT MEAN MUCH SHE JUST THERE 4 ME TO TOUCH IM HER...