Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing!" The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady said, "Well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and...

There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement." Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." Then...

Two italian men get on the bus. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again...

A polish couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so...

There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date. Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night. As she was about ready she put on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night, and the Amish still ride in buggies. Her mother asked, "why are you wearing gloves?" She...

Quisiera volver ha amarte, volver a quererte, Volver a tenerte cerca de m? mis ojos lloran por ti. Me haces tanta falta y no lo puedo negar, No se como de mi vida te pudiste marchar, Jugaste con mi vida y ahora me pregunto porque, Porque tuve que enamorarme de ti, Quererte como te quise y luego...

EL TIEMPO PASO, COMO UNA ESTRELLA FUGAZ. Y NUESTRO AMOR FALLESIO QUIESIERA VOLVER A ESE TIEMPO OTRA VEZ Y PODERTE DETENER PERO YA NO PUEDO SIN TU AMOR NO SE QUE VOY A SER CONMIGO SIN TU AMOR NO SE CUAL SERA MI DESTINO JUZ A PIECE I THOUGHT OF... :cool:

Quisiera volver ha amarte, volver a quererte, Volver a tenerte cerca de m? boy... mis ojos lloran por ti. Me haces tanta falta y no lo puedo negar, No se como de mi vida te pudiste marchar, Arrancastrozo de papel Jugaste con mi vida y ahora me pregunto porque, Porque tuve que enamorarme de ti...