Goodbye my carnal I miss you so much,
I also miss your tender touch,
I didn't get to say good bye,
and for many years, I shall cry,
As I reminise about the times we had,
When I was with you I was never sad,
I never thought the fun would end,
Until the day I lost you my friend
Sometimes I...
0RiiGHT WELL DiS iS S0METHiNG DAT MAh H0MEGiRL
**SMiLE`sZ** WR0TE...S0 H0PE Y0U LiKE iT
WHY DOES iT HURT SO MUCH?
EVERYDAY i HAVE TEARS iN MY EYES,
AND EVERY NiGHT i CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP,
WiTH EACH PASSiNG DAY,
MORE AND MORE PROBLEMS COME MY WAY,
iT BECOMES TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE ANY...
i NEED HELP!!
OKK SOMETHiN GONNA GO DOWN ON THURSDAY WiT LiKE
MY WHOLE FUCKiN FAMiLY AGAiNST SOME BiTCHES AND
i KNOW THAT THEY GONNA BE DOiN SOME WACK SHiT
AND SOME1 FROM Mi FAMiLiA GONNA GET HURT LiKE
REAL FUCKiN HURT
AND SOME OF THE OUR HOMiiE`'SZ THAT WE KNOW ARE GONNA
GET iN iT PERO LiKE...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll...
Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is...
El Mexicano no te golpea: Te da un putazo .
El Mexicano no se cae: Se da un chingadazo.
El Mexicano no te ordena: Te manda a huevo .
El Mexicano no sufre de diarrea: Le da chorrillo .
El Mexicano no fracasa: La caga .
El Mexicano no se golpea: Se da en la madre.
El Mexicano no sale...
Mexican Word of the Day"
Today's Mexican word of the day is:
Harassment:
The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence.
Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in
bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told...
PLEASE DONT TELL ME NOT TO CRY
PLEASE DONT SAY THERE WAS A REASON WHY
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING
OR HOW MUCH I HURT
THE WET SPOTS ARE FROM TEARS ON THE COLLAR OF THIS SHIRT
YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD GO ON WITH LIFE
FORGET ABOUT IT AND BE STRONG
BUT DEEP DOWN i AM SAD, AND I DONT WANT TO GO...
Its not a memory
It isnt just going to fade away
No dust will cover up
what i thought was pure luck
Its NOT just another day
Its NOT just another lil game
I was sent back to start
because you broke
my FRAGILE heart
do you care?
will you care?
i hope so
because this wasnt just
another heart
it...