http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20100505/attractive-women-100505/20100505?hub=TopStoriesV2 I fuckin knew it.

Stories like this make me remember that this world full of shit can be worth living in sometimes. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...ronboy30m.html

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the...