A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees.No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll...

~"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand. Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10...

I've been hard to live with, Through all these years, It's like I never fit, Because I cried all those tears. I'm sorry I was so bad, And told all those lies, I didn't mean to make you mad, But I felt like I needed to hide. You deserve a better child, Not someone like me, Someone who isn't...