BABY i GOT U
SANCHO A R3AL S3XY TALL P3LON H3S A GANG M3MB3R TATOO3D...
CHAPT3R 1
AT A M3CHANiC SHOP.....
SANCHO: H3Y 3S3 i WAiT3D 2 W33KS FOR MY SHiT TO B3 FiX3D
M3CHANIC: SiR, AS i TOLD YOU B3FOR3, W3 W3R3 CLOS3D LAST W33K
SANCO: HAV3 YOU 3V3N START3D ON MY RiD3?
M3CHANiC: I DONT KNO
SANCHO: WHAT YOU M3AN YOU DONT KNO?
M3CHANiC: iM NOT WORKiNGON YOUR CAR
SANCHO: WHO iS TH3N?
M3CHANiC: B3N
SANCHO:WHAT TH3 -- YOU KNO WHAT WHY DONT YOU GO AND CALL B3N
M3CHANiC: I CAN'T H3'S OFF TODAY
THiS PiSS3D SANCHO OFF BiG TiM3. H3 WAS V3RY iMPATi3NT. H3 ST3PP3D UP TO TH3 M3CHANiC G3TTiNG R3AL CLOS3 TO HiM.
SANCHO:WiLL YOU GiV3 HiM A M3SAG3 FOR M3
M3CHANiC: Y3S SiR
SANCHO LiFT3D HiS SHiRT UP A LiL SHOWiN HiS CU3T3 TO TH3 M3CHANiC. TH3 M3CHANiC GULP3D.
SANCHO:YOU T3LL B3N iF H3 DONT HAV3 MY RID3 R3ADY BY N3XT W33K, M3 ND MY FRI3NDS AR3 GOiNG TO PAY HiM A ViSiT.
M3CHANiC:*SACR3D* OK
SANCHO PUT HiS SHiRT DOWN ND FiX3D HiMS3LF.
SANCHO:ND IF YOU CALL TH3 POLiC3, i HAV3 OTH3R FRi3NDS WHO WiLL PAY YOU A ViSiT
SANCHO WiNK3D AT HiM
SANCHO:HAV3 A NiC3 DAY!
H3 TURN3D AROUND AND H3AD3D BACK TO TH3 BARRiO..WH3R3 H3 LiV3D. SANCHO HAD HiS OWN PLAC3. AN APARTM3NT. H3 DO3SNT HAV3 TO PAY ANY R3NT. L3TS JUST SAY H3 MAD3 "GOOD" FRi3NDS WiTH TH3 MANAG3R. WH3N H3 G3TS TO HiS APT HiS HOMi3S, CASP3R ND GU3RO, AR3 L3ANiNG AGAiNST HiS DOOR.
SANCHO:*SOUND3D M3AN* WUZ UP MUTHAFUCK3RS!
CASP3R:H3Y K3 ONDA
GU3RO: DAMN YOU AiNT GOTTA G3T ALL ATTiTUD3
SANCHO:iM PiSS3D! CUZ MY FUCKiN RiD3 AiNT R3ADY Y3T
CASP3R:H3R3 *PASS3D A JOiNT*
SANCHO TOOK A PUFF
GU3RO:YOU S33N TH3M FiN3 HYNAS UP iN TH3 N3XT BLOCK?
SANCHO:WH3R3?
GU3RO:UP TH3R3
GU3RO POiNT3D UP TH3 BLOCK. TH3R3 W3R3 GiRLS STANDiNG UP TH3 BLOCK AGAiNST A BLU3 CAR. TH3Y W3R3 ALSO CH3CKiNG TH3 GUYS OUT.
SANCHO:L3TS GO TH3Y CH3CKiNG US TO
SANCHO AND HiS BOYS W3NT UP TH3 BLOCK WH3R3 TH3 GiRLS W3R3 AT.
SANCHO:WUZ UP LADi3S
GiRL:WUZ UP S3XY
SANCHO:*SMiL3D* DAMN...WHATS YOUR NAM3?
GiRL:C3L3ST
SANCHO:C3L3ST, 3XOCTiC NAM3
C3L3ST:ND YOURS
SANCHO:SANCHO
C3L3ST:ND WHY DO TH3Y CALL YOU SANCHO?
SANCHO:CUZ iM 3V3RY HYNAS SANCHO
C3L3ST:*PULL3D HiM BY TH3 SHiRT* WANNA B MY SANCHO
SANCHO: FA SHO
SH3 TOOK A P3N OUT H3R PURS3 AND WROT3 H3R NUMB3R ON HiS HAND.
C3L3ST:CALL M3 *SH3 LOOK3D AT H3R GiRLS* COM3 ON
SANCHO:SHiT iLL CALL YOU
H3 SLAPP3D H3R ASS AND SH3 GiGGL3D AND WALK3D OFF. SANCHO LOOK3D AT HiS HOMi3S.
CASP3R: o0o SHiT
SANCHO:WHAT
GU3RO: YOUR GONNA G3T SOM3 PUSSY
SANCHO:THAT AiNT NUTHiN N3W FOO
CASP3R: DAMN THOU i DiDNT 3V3N G3T NO NUMB3R
GU3RO:LOL THAT AiNT NUTHiN N3W
CASP3R:FUCK YOU
JUST TH3N A COP CAR PASS3D BY TH3M TURNiNG iNTO A HOUS3. H3 GOT OUT ND LOOK3D AT SANCHO ND HiS BOY. JUST TH3N A B3AUTiFUL 17 Y3AR OLD COM3S OUT TH3 HOUS3 RUNNiNG.
GiRL: H3Y DADDY *HUGG3D TH3 COP*
SANCHO: DAMN LOOK AT THAT BiTCH *Y3LLS* DAMN BABY WUZ UP!
COP/DAD:*GOT MAD AND LOOK3D AT SANCHO TH3N ARiANA* G3T iN TH3 HOUS3 NOW!
GiRL:BUT --
COP/DAD:NOW!!
SH3 W3NT BACK iNSiD3. TH3 COP LOOK3D AT SANCHO WHO WAS L3ANiNG ON A BLU3 CAR.
COP:*Y3LL3D* YOUR ON PRiVAT3 PROP3RTY!
SANCHO:*Y3LL3D BACK* WH3R3?
COP:YOU DON'T LIV3 TH3R3 SO GO BACK WH3R3 YOU B3LONG
SANCHO:*LAUGH3D* ND iF i DON'T?
COP: DON'T T3ST M3 BOY!
CASP3R:YA GU3Y L3TS GOH3S A COP COM3 ON
SANCHO
UNK ASS MUTHAFUCK3R
TH3 COP PUT HiS HAND ON HiS NiGHTSTiCK
CASP3R:YA YA COM3 ON
SANCHO WAS PiSS3D OFF. TH3Y START3D WALKiNG OFF TiLL SANCHO SAW THAT 17 Y3AR OLD GiRLB3HiND TH3 CURTAiNS. H3 STUCK HiS TOUNG3 OUT ND FLiCK3D iT AT H3R AND H3 GRABB3D HiS BALLS. TH3 COP SAW WHAT H3 WAS DOiN AND H3 LOOK3D TO TH3 WiNDOW ND SAW HiS DAUGHT3R STANDiNG TH3R3.
COP/DAD:CLOS3 TH3 CURTAiN ARiANA NOW!!!
SANCHO JUST LAUGH3D AND W3NT BACK TO HiS APT.
SANCHO A R3AL S3XY TALL P3LON H3S A GANG M3MB3R TATOO3D...
CHAPT3R 1
AT A M3CHANiC SHOP.....
SANCHO: H3Y 3S3 i WAiT3D 2 W33KS FOR MY SHiT TO B3 FiX3D
M3CHANIC: SiR, AS i TOLD YOU B3FOR3, W3 W3R3 CLOS3D LAST W33K
SANCO: HAV3 YOU 3V3N START3D ON MY RiD3?
M3CHANiC: I DONT KNO
SANCHO: WHAT YOU M3AN YOU DONT KNO?
M3CHANiC: iM NOT WORKiNGON YOUR CAR
SANCHO: WHO iS TH3N?
M3CHANiC: B3N
SANCHO:WHAT TH3 -- YOU KNO WHAT WHY DONT YOU GO AND CALL B3N
M3CHANiC: I CAN'T H3'S OFF TODAY
THiS PiSS3D SANCHO OFF BiG TiM3. H3 WAS V3RY iMPATi3NT. H3 ST3PP3D UP TO TH3 M3CHANiC G3TTiNG R3AL CLOS3 TO HiM.
SANCHO:WiLL YOU GiV3 HiM A M3SAG3 FOR M3
M3CHANiC: Y3S SiR
SANCHO LiFT3D HiS SHiRT UP A LiL SHOWiN HiS CU3T3 TO TH3 M3CHANiC. TH3 M3CHANiC GULP3D.
SANCHO:YOU T3LL B3N iF H3 DONT HAV3 MY RID3 R3ADY BY N3XT W33K, M3 ND MY FRI3NDS AR3 GOiNG TO PAY HiM A ViSiT.
M3CHANiC:*SACR3D* OK
SANCHO PUT HiS SHiRT DOWN ND FiX3D HiMS3LF.
SANCHO:ND IF YOU CALL TH3 POLiC3, i HAV3 OTH3R FRi3NDS WHO WiLL PAY YOU A ViSiT
SANCHO WiNK3D AT HiM
SANCHO:HAV3 A NiC3 DAY!
H3 TURN3D AROUND AND H3AD3D BACK TO TH3 BARRiO..WH3R3 H3 LiV3D. SANCHO HAD HiS OWN PLAC3. AN APARTM3NT. H3 DO3SNT HAV3 TO PAY ANY R3NT. L3TS JUST SAY H3 MAD3 "GOOD" FRi3NDS WiTH TH3 MANAG3R. WH3N H3 G3TS TO HiS APT HiS HOMi3S, CASP3R ND GU3RO, AR3 L3ANiNG AGAiNST HiS DOOR.
SANCHO:*SOUND3D M3AN* WUZ UP MUTHAFUCK3RS!
CASP3R:H3Y K3 ONDA
GU3RO: DAMN YOU AiNT GOTTA G3T ALL ATTiTUD3
SANCHO:iM PiSS3D! CUZ MY FUCKiN RiD3 AiNT R3ADY Y3T
CASP3R:H3R3 *PASS3D A JOiNT*
SANCHO TOOK A PUFF
GU3RO:YOU S33N TH3M FiN3 HYNAS UP iN TH3 N3XT BLOCK?
SANCHO:WH3R3?
GU3RO:UP TH3R3
GU3RO POiNT3D UP TH3 BLOCK. TH3R3 W3R3 GiRLS STANDiNG UP TH3 BLOCK AGAiNST A BLU3 CAR. TH3Y W3R3 ALSO CH3CKiNG TH3 GUYS OUT.
SANCHO:L3TS GO TH3Y CH3CKiNG US TO
SANCHO AND HiS BOYS W3NT UP TH3 BLOCK WH3R3 TH3 GiRLS W3R3 AT.
SANCHO:WUZ UP LADi3S
GiRL:WUZ UP S3XY
SANCHO:*SMiL3D* DAMN...WHATS YOUR NAM3?
GiRL:C3L3ST
SANCHO:C3L3ST, 3XOCTiC NAM3
C3L3ST:ND YOURS
SANCHO:SANCHO
C3L3ST:ND WHY DO TH3Y CALL YOU SANCHO?
SANCHO:CUZ iM 3V3RY HYNAS SANCHO
C3L3ST:*PULL3D HiM BY TH3 SHiRT* WANNA B MY SANCHO
SANCHO: FA SHO
SH3 TOOK A P3N OUT H3R PURS3 AND WROT3 H3R NUMB3R ON HiS HAND.
C3L3ST:CALL M3 *SH3 LOOK3D AT H3R GiRLS* COM3 ON
SANCHO:SHiT iLL CALL YOU
H3 SLAPP3D H3R ASS AND SH3 GiGGL3D AND WALK3D OFF. SANCHO LOOK3D AT HiS HOMi3S.
CASP3R: o0o SHiT
SANCHO:WHAT
GU3RO: YOUR GONNA G3T SOM3 PUSSY
SANCHO:THAT AiNT NUTHiN N3W FOO
CASP3R: DAMN THOU i DiDNT 3V3N G3T NO NUMB3R
GU3RO:LOL THAT AiNT NUTHiN N3W
CASP3R:FUCK YOU
JUST TH3N A COP CAR PASS3D BY TH3M TURNiNG iNTO A HOUS3. H3 GOT OUT ND LOOK3D AT SANCHO ND HiS BOY. JUST TH3N A B3AUTiFUL 17 Y3AR OLD COM3S OUT TH3 HOUS3 RUNNiNG.
GiRL: H3Y DADDY *HUGG3D TH3 COP*
SANCHO: DAMN LOOK AT THAT BiTCH *Y3LLS* DAMN BABY WUZ UP!
COP/DAD:*GOT MAD AND LOOK3D AT SANCHO TH3N ARiANA* G3T iN TH3 HOUS3 NOW!
GiRL:BUT --
COP/DAD:NOW!!
SH3 W3NT BACK iNSiD3. TH3 COP LOOK3D AT SANCHO WHO WAS L3ANiNG ON A BLU3 CAR.
COP:*Y3LL3D* YOUR ON PRiVAT3 PROP3RTY!
SANCHO:*Y3LL3D BACK* WH3R3?
COP:YOU DON'T LIV3 TH3R3 SO GO BACK WH3R3 YOU B3LONG
SANCHO:*LAUGH3D* ND iF i DON'T?
COP: DON'T T3ST M3 BOY!
CASP3R:YA GU3Y L3TS GOH3S A COP COM3 ON
SANCHO
UNK ASS MUTHAFUCK3RTH3 COP PUT HiS HAND ON HiS NiGHTSTiCK
CASP3R:YA YA COM3 ON
SANCHO WAS PiSS3D OFF. TH3Y START3D WALKiNG OFF TiLL SANCHO SAW THAT 17 Y3AR OLD GiRLB3HiND TH3 CURTAiNS. H3 STUCK HiS TOUNG3 OUT ND FLiCK3D iT AT H3R AND H3 GRABB3D HiS BALLS. TH3 COP SAW WHAT H3 WAS DOiN AND H3 LOOK3D TO TH3 WiNDOW ND SAW HiS DAUGHT3R STANDiNG TH3R3.
COP/DAD:CLOS3 TH3 CURTAiN ARiANA NOW!!!
SANCHO JUST LAUGH3D AND W3NT BACK TO HiS APT.
