I'm moving to Mexico

[Right Wing]

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the US. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm not sure if they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the US. flag from my housetop, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the US. from Mexico I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.


You're the man!!!

P.S. I hear that otherwise, they are not as kind as you with illegals who enter Mexico and throw them in jail for two years the first time and then for 10-years if they dare re-enter. For starters. So your letter would really be appreciated.

 

[fish_surf]

19. I expect English speaking teachers for those of my family who are in school.

 

[Right Wing]

19. I expect English speaking teachers for those of my family who are in school.

That one's already there.

How about :


19. I expect all Mexicans to allow me to do whatever I want without reagrd to the law or the people around me. if the protest I will label them racist and xenophobic.

20. Please help me form a group that will advocate for my right to break the law. I think it should be called La White-A.

 

[( ^_^ )]

 

[fish_surf]

That one's already there.

How about :


19. I expect all Mexicans to allow me to do whatever I want without reagrd to the law or the people around me. if the protest I will label them racist and xenophobic.

20. Please help me form a group that will advocate for my right to break the law. I think it should be called La White-A.

Oops, I missed it. Sorry RW. You know, the list keeps growing.

21. I expect to get away with stealing recycleables from city canisters.

 

[Right Wing]

Oops, I missed it. Sorry RW. You know, the list keeps growing.

21. I expect to get away with stealing recycleables from city canisters.

What? How do they profit from doing that?

 

[n3na-n-p3lon]

? idk either...

 

[truthBtold]

Recycling bin theft has got to stop, I can't tell you how many times I've turned the hose on orientals digging through my garbage at 4 in the am.

 

[sunsagleaming]

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the US. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm not sure if they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the US. flag from my housetop, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the US. from Mexico I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.


You're the man!!!

P.S. I hear that otherwise, they are not as kind as you with illegals who enter Mexico and throw them in jail for two years the first time and then for 10-years if they dare re-enter. For starters. So your letter would really be appreciated.

^^^you have MANY valid points. i understand the problems that second class citizens face in this country, and the MANY MANY PROBLEMS THEY CREATE FOR THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY who have to pick up the slack. that is why this country needs to overhaul immigration rules since they will not enforce them.

that would improve every sector in the nation.

 

[( ^_^ )]

Recycling bin theft has got to stop, I can't tell you how many times I've turned the hose on orientals digging through my garbage at 4 in the am.

Since you NeoCons want to punish illegal immigrants for breaking the rules, well then you hypocritical NeoCons should set the example on this forum by respecting the rules here and suffer the consequences of the rule violations you make here

 

[Mr. T]

What's up with those donkey shows ha I heard some shit

 

[lokita_corona]

u do knw tht if ur an american u cnt wrk over at mex. cnt own land nd ur kids wont b able to go to skool there.. go to canada or paris o england they have free healthcare!

 

[( ^_^ )]

^ that's NeoCon bullcrap you're regurtating there that is untrue or else we wouldn't see U.S. businesses such as Costco, Wal-Mart, KFC, McDonald's, Pizza Hut or Carl's Jr. in Mexico.

I have friends who were born in the U.S. but went to Mexico as kids and even got an education there.

My uncle from Guatemala moved to Mexico when he was a young man. He worked very hard, started his own businesses, became a book publisher and started his own record label so it's a bunch of cockamamie nonsense when NeoCons falsely claim non-Mexicans can't work in Mexico

 

[mzcoreas111x]

ok?????????????

 

[Dark Angel]

lmao...nothing has changed...still have the same ol crybabies bitching and moaning...Hey here is an idea...pull the big girl panties up high and STFU....

 

[Jackie Childs]

lmao...nothing has changed...still have the same ol crybabies bitching and moaning...Hey here is an idea...pull the big girl panties up high and STFU....

So you can say that ^, but you can't say this >You have been banned for the following reason:
Well look whos panties just got all wet, congratulations! /

Date the ban will be lifted: 05-22-2010, 05:00 PM


You have some 'spaining to do Hazer!

 

[slither]

you forgot the most important one of all

I KNOW YOU WEREN'T THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WAY OF LIFE FOR THEM..... BUT SINCE YOU ARE THE ONE IN CHARGE I'LL PUT ALL OF THE BLAME ON YOU AND NOT ON US THE CITIZENS WHO CONTINUE TO FINANCE THEM BY BUYING THE FOOD THEY HARVEST, SLAUGHTER AND COOK FOR US....BY HIRING THEM TO DO OUR YARDS, CLEAN OUR HOMES AND CARE FOR OUR OWN CHILDREN BECAUSE HEAVEN FORBID WE SHOULD HAVE OUR OWN SONS-DAUGHTERS DO THIER OWN CHORES IN THIER OWN HOMES AND OUR WIFES CARE FOR THEIR OWN CHILDREN.......BECAUSE WE THINK THAT ARE SOME JOBS OUT THERE THAT ARE JUST TO DEMEANING FOR SOME OF OUR OWN CITIZENS TO DO SO WE LET 'THEM' DO IT AND PUT ABLE-BODIED CITIZENS ON WELFARE AND WATCH THEM CRY 'THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS"

I THINK YOU FORGOT TO ADD THAT TO YOUR LIST....SO NEXT TIME YOU GO OUT TO EAT DEMAND TO ASK THE OWNER/MANAGER WHO IS IN THE KITCHEN AND THEY CAN'T GIVE YOU THE ANSWER YOU WANT LEAVE AND STOP CRYING BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST TO BLAME AS THE GOVERNMENT

 

[lokita_corona]

^ that's NeoCon bullcrap you're regurtating there that is untrue or else we wouldn't see U.S. businesses such as Costco, Wal-Mart, KFC, McDonald's, Pizza Hut or Carl's Jr. in Mexico.

I have friends who were born in the U.S. but went to Mexico as kids and even got an education there.

My uncle from Guatemala moved to Mexico when he was a young man. He worked very hard, started his own businesses, became a book publisher and started his own record label so it's a bunch of cockamamie nonsense when NeoCons falsely claim non-Mexicans can't work in Mexico

my teaher lied to me then

 

[Mr. T]

my teaher lied to me then

Nah what you put i true ma

 

[lokita_corona]

Nah what you put i true ma

ok good i was bout to go monday n yell at him