I'm moving to Mexico

[n3na-n-p3lon]

am movin to L.A.

 

[( ^_^ )]

my teaher lied to me then

He's not supposed to tell lies but since he's a bigot he couldn't help telling a white lie

 

[Jackie Childs]

What was that about having respectful moderators Hazer? [crazy]

Yes the question remains unanswered, but not for long.

 

[TRICKY D1CK]

lmao...nothing has changed...still have the same ol crybabies bitching and moaning...Hey here is an idea...pull the big girl panties up high and STFU....

So you can say that ^, but you can't say this >You have been banned for the following reason:
Well look whos panties just got all wet, congratulations! /

Date the ban will be lifted: 05-22-2010, 05:00 PM


You have some 'spaining to do Hazer!

<Double standard.

 

[Right Wing]

Since you NeoCons want to punish illegal immigrants for breaking the rules, well then you hypocritical NeoCons should set the example on this forum by respecting the rules here and suffer the consequences of the rule violations you make here

STFU, pussy. I'll post and you'll give me infractions which mean nothing....keep 'em coming

 

[Right Wing]

lmao...nothing has changed...still have the same ol crybabies bitching and moaning...Hey here is an idea...pull the big girl panties up high and STFU....

What DA needs is a good stiff white cock up her pussy once in a while. Maybe she wouldn't be sooo uptight then......

 

[TRICKY D1CK]

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

 

[Life_cal]

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the US. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm not sure if they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the US. flag from my housetop, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the US. from Mexico I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.


You're the man!!!

P.S. I hear that otherwise, they are not as kind as you with illegals who enter Mexico and throw them in jail for two years the first time and then for 10-years if they dare re-enter. For starters. So your letter would really be appreciated.

Even if you wanted to wish that. Things would NOT change much because these type of Americans are too busy whining and blaming others like crybabies.

I see that you are posting this stuff because you seem to be resentful and mad [Loco] that people of Mexican descent work or have an education in your country. Just because it is part of what's happened with you know what. You are a resented ingrate!
Also, on # 6. You got it wrong. Schools don't put Mexican flags in their flagpoles, silly. Where did you got that from?

I forgot to say. Most of the stuff you say is good. I don't see what's wrong with some of these thing while you are trying to speak on the offensive.
Good thing it won't ever happen as in cause and effect for MANY things there's happening now in the real world.

Good for you, keep dreaming wecool

 

[Life_cal]

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the US. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm not sure if they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the US. flag from my housetop, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the US. from Mexico I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.


You're the man!!!

P.S. I hear that otherwise, they are not as kind as you with illegals who enter Mexico and throw them in jail for two years the first time and then for 10-years if they dare re-enter. For starters. So your letter would really be appreciated.

Even if you wanted wished that. It wouldn't change much because these type of Americans are too busy whining and blaming others like crybabies.

I see that you are posting this stuff because you seem to be resentful and mad [Loco] that people of Mexican descent work or have an education in your country. Just because it is part of what's happened with you know what. You are a resented ingrate!
Also, on # 6. You got it wrong. Schools don't put Mexican flags in their flagpoles, silly. Where did you got that from?

I forgot to say. Most of the stuff you say is good. I don't see what's wrong with some of these thing while you are trying to speak on the offensive.
Good thing it won't ever happen as in cause and effect for MANY things there's happening now in the real world.

Good for you, keep dreaming wecool

One thing I wonder most is. Why not sending this instead to President Calder?n.
~Maybe he won't be looking at your letter in a weird way~[crazy]

I wonder why do you also want to live in a corrupt broke government and a "third world country" like ALL of you say.

Aww, shucks... Mexico is a good place!
Just be careful with the in wars and shootings that are happening