I knocked my cousin?s burrito to the floor. He was ready to throw it away.
?Kiss it to God and eat it,? I said.
He stared at me suspiciously.
?Kiss it to God,? I repeated, ?He cleanses everything.?
He kissed it to God, ate it and nodded, ?Not bad.?
I knocked his nachos to the floor.
?Kiss ?em to God and eat ?em. Trust me, God cleanses.?
He reluctantly kissed them to God and ate them. ?Delicious,? he said.
I knocked over his soda . . . it spilled all over the floor.
?Kiss it to God and suck it through your straw. It?d be a sin if you didn?t. I?m serious, God will cleanse,? I reassured him.
He kissed the soda on the floor, sucked it through his straw, burped long and loud and said, ?Damn, that was awesome. I?m hecka full.?
I knocked his girlfriend to the floor.
I kissed her to God and ate her.
?What?chu doing, fool?!? My cousin growled at me.
?Don?t worry. God cleansed her.?
?I mean why?d you eat her?!?
?Because you said you were full.?
Corona
?Kiss it to God and eat it,? I said.
He stared at me suspiciously.
?Kiss it to God,? I repeated, ?He cleanses everything.?
He kissed it to God, ate it and nodded, ?Not bad.?
I knocked his nachos to the floor.
?Kiss ?em to God and eat ?em. Trust me, God cleanses.?
He reluctantly kissed them to God and ate them. ?Delicious,? he said.
I knocked over his soda . . . it spilled all over the floor.
?Kiss it to God and suck it through your straw. It?d be a sin if you didn?t. I?m serious, God will cleanse,? I reassured him.
He kissed the soda on the floor, sucked it through his straw, burped long and loud and said, ?Damn, that was awesome. I?m hecka full.?
I knocked his girlfriend to the floor.
I kissed her to God and ate her.
?What?chu doing, fool?!? My cousin growled at me.
?Don?t worry. God cleansed her.?
?I mean why?d you eat her?!?
?Because you said you were full.?
Corona
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