Special Sandals

[~*Lil_Lokita*~]

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have
some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild
at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
god he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." Well, the husband, after some
badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming; YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

[violent] fucku

 

[atlanta_latina]

i don't get it

 

[~*Lil_Lokita*~]

Instead Of Having Sex With His Wife He Was Having Sex With The Seller Because The Sandals Were On The Wrong Feet So Se Le Voltio La Tortilla Como Dicen
O Se Le Hizo Agua La Canoa

 

[atlanta_latina]

o hahaha yea now i get it i didn't really undastand by wat u meant it but good one =)

 

[esa-smiley]

I gueszz