just the other dia andaba con unos homies.Y de repente la pinche po-po stopped us homes.we didnt do nada the putos were like "put your hands on the car!"my homie sergio got scared the foo was about to dip but I trippedhis ass why?porque we didnt do nuthin.u kno we had no reason to run.but my...
What Men Should Never Say After Sex
1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"
4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the...