10 Mandamientos

[~*Lil_Lokita*~]

1.THOU SHALL NOT SNEAK OUT WHILE PARENTS ARE SLEEPING (WHY WAIT?)

2. THOU SHALL NOT DRINK AND DRIVE (WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN SMOKE AND FLY?)

3. THOU SHALL NOT STEAL FROM K-MART (WAL*MART HAS A BETTER SELECTION)

4. THOU SHALL NOT GET ARRESTED FOR VANDALISM (DESTRUCTION HAS A GREATER EFFECT)

5. THOU SHALL NOT STEAL FROM PARENTS (EVERYONE KNOWS GRANDMA HAS MORE MONEY)

6. THOU SHALL NOT GET IN FIGHTS (JUST START THEM)

7. THOU SHALL NOT SKIP CLASS (JUST TAKE THE WHOLE DAY OFF)

8. THOU SHALL NOT STRIP IN CLASS (HOOTERS PAYS BETTER)

9. THOU SHALL NOT THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX (LIKE NIKE SAYS, "JUST DO IT")

10. THOU SHALL NOT HELP OLD LADIES CROSS THE STREET (JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE MIDDLE)

fucku [violent]

 

[3sa_Angel]

LMFAO............just leave dem in da middle damn that one is funny pobresita old lady........LOL>.................

 

[pretty girl]

dat was hella funny good one!!