A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Mexican man there.As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Mexican man turned around and stood up.He then said: "listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was BROWN, " "When i grew up, i was BROWN, " "When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "When i die, i'll be BROWN." But you pendejo.... "When you're born, you're PINK, " "When you grow up, you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun, you turn RED, " "When you're cold, you turn BLUE, " "And when you die, you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?!" "Chinga tu madre, puto!!!"