i f*cked with a hobo because im ballin'

[*Super Mayra*]

this is sorta like the other one but a bit different....lol


~Month you were born~

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I BITCH SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I TAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I FUCKED WITH
AUGUST------------I DREAMED ABOUT
SEPTEMBER--------I MADE OUT WITH
OCTOBER----------- I SLAPPED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I KISSED



- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY TRUE LOVE
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------YOU
5--------A LAWN GNOME
6--------A HOBO
7--------A PICKLE
8--------P.DIDDY
9--------A GANGSTER
10-------MY EX
11-------A SPOON
12-------ME NEIGHBOR
13-------A HOE
14-------A HOMO
15-------HIM/HER
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A WHITE BOY
18-------MY BOYFRIEND
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A SEXY BITCH
21-------A BANANA
22-------SPONGE BOB
23-------A HOMO
24-------W/ A MEXICAN GANGSTA
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------A MEXICAN
28-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
29-------A PERP
30-------MY EX
31-------A GAY PERSON

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
BLACK----------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
PINK------------beacuse im gay
YELLOW--------BECAUSE IM EMO
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT?S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL LOL------because im jus plain stupid
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT?S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED--------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN-------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TYE DIE---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL

REPOST THIS AS "I...."

 

[chicano]

I beat a pickle because the voices told me to.

Wtf.

 

[*Super Mayra*]

Lol^^^....mine was the title of this thingy...(i f*cked with a hobo because im ballin')....

 

[MrCort3s]

Gays what out lol

I SLAPPED A HOMO BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
wtf lol

 

[Dazed]

i punched a mexican gangsta cuz that bitch stole my taco...

true story

 

[HomeyG]

I KISSED A FOOTBALL PLAYER BECAUSE MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND

hell no.. doesnt make sence either

 

[DoeMemba]

i slapped a spoon because i'm just plain stupid



Ha

 

[chicano]

i slapped a spoon because i'm just plain stupid



Ha

/\Lmao.

 

[*Super Mayra*]

my sisters is......i kicked a white boy because i keep it gangsta

 

[DoeMemba]

true story lol

 

[Isha Baby]

I licked a perp because I'm ballin..... I don't think so...

 

[La_Dreamer07]

"i slapped sponge bob because that bitch stole my taco"

 

[michielmvs]

i Tapped a Noodle because That Bitch Stole My Taco

 

[brina_bre4lyfe]

i beat a ho cuz i can do dat shit ..lmaf WOW

 

[Snowhite]

I FUCKED WITH MY NEIGHBOR BECAUSE HE WAS FINE...LOL

 

[MiSz.BUTTA]

i DR3AMED ABOUT Mi B3STFRi3DS BOYFRi3ND B3CAUS3 i CAN DO THAT SHiT

 

[3sa_Angel]

I SLAPPED ME NEIGHBOR BECAUSE I'M BALLEN'

LMFAO............es how i do.........

 

[*V@N3SS@*]

I tapped my friend's pants because I keep it gangsta

 

[Selena y eber]

I Kissed Spongebob Because Im Ballin!