I Want To Get Laid

[ElDominicano]

I'm sitting home alone, staring at the phone, running through my numbers trying get someone who's home.
I'm pacing back and forth and I'm getting really anxious, I need a big booty or its back my hand tricks.
I tryed calling Natasha but her baby daddy answered, so I just hung the phone I know that dude will smack her.
I tryed calling Vanessa but she's hanging in Las Vegas, I even thought about the miles and if my car could make it.
I called up Angela and she got all offended, talkin' bout I hit it and I split and I did, I can't pretend kid.
So now it's close to 1 and I'm seeing this aint happnin', so I popped in Jenna Jameson and got myself a napkin.

[lmao][lmao][lmao]

 

[Elee-V]

what is rep power?

 

[ElDominicano]

what is rep power?

I dontknow but you got a lot more than I do.

 

[Mi Vida Loca]

lol its otay?LOL
lol

 

[Thumper Pomona]

I'm sitting home alone, staring at the phone, running through my numbers trying get someone who's home.
I'm pacing back and forth and I'm getting really anxious, I need a big booty or its back my hand tricks.
I tryed calling Natasha but her baby daddy answered, so I just hung the phone I know that dude will smack her.
I tryed calling Vanessa but she's hanging in Las Vegas, I even thought about the miles and if my car could make it.
I called up Angela and she got all offended, talkin' bout I hit it and I split and I did, I can't pretend kid.
So now it's close to 1 and I'm seeing this aint happnin', so I popped in Jenna Jameson and got myself a napkin.

[lmao][lmao][lmao]

I had the sam problem but i went out found a posable canidate everything went okay but i got my brains fucked out of me for reals it wasnt cracked up to be what i expected but it wasn't as hard as i thought since being in a relationship 8 years you think you loose it but naw i guess you dont go out and find it, i know you got game homie believe in yourself i did and it took the second date she told me it could have been the first date. LOL

 

[Dark Angel]

what is rep power?

I think that is how much your rep are worth.

 

[Elee-V]

I think that is how much your rep are worth.

Is that so? Then why don't YOU have over 1,000,000,000 power point thingys?

 

[4oldndns]

now i laid "me" down to sleep --there there

 

[DoeMemba]

dope piece.....

u wanna collab?

 

[Ghost_303]

back to the napkin [lmao]

 

[iLLy_BbY!]

hEhEhE...ThAT WAS FUNNiE..

WhERES ThE REp P0WER.?

 

[l@ di@blit@]

I'm sitting home alone, staring at the phone, running through my numbers trying get someone who's home.
I'm pacing back and forth and I'm getting really anxious, I need a big booty or its back my hand tricks.
I tryed calling Natasha but her baby daddy answered, so I just hung the phone I know that dude will smack her.
I tryed calling Vanessa but she's hanging in Las Vegas, I even thought about the miles and if my car could make it.
I called up Angela and she got all offended, talkin' bout I hit it and I split and I did, I can't pretend kid.
So now it's close to 1 and I'm seeing this aint happnin', so I popped in Jenna Jameson and got myself a napkin.

[lmao][lmao][lmao]

[wavey]......................

 

[Thumper Pomona]

well this hina is trying to get at me again i dont want to get laid by her no way she insist on calling me during work and after work man she sprung she want me to fuck her again but no way she tried talking spanish and it sounded fucked up i was like on hard statis and i almost went limp LOL just playing she trying to hard man no way i turn this night down triping me out no.

 

[**MiSS 5o9**]

lMA0

 

[Sweets79]

I'm sitting home alone, staring at the phone, running through my numbers trying get someone who's home.
I'm pacing back and forth and I'm getting really anxious, I need a big booty or its back my hand tricks.
I tryed calling Natasha but her baby daddy answered, so I just hung the phone I know that dude will smack her.
I tryed calling Vanessa but she's hanging in Las Vegas, I even thought about the miles and if my car could make it.
I called up Angela and she got all offended, talkin' bout I hit it and I split and I did, I can't pretend kid.
So now it's close to 1 and I'm seeing this aint happnin', so I popped in Jenna Jameson and got myself a napkin.

[lmao][lmao][lmao]

jenna jameson? sheit..what about 8th st.Latinas..or Cum Fiesta or Flower Tuccis...hahaha..Idk what the fuck Im talkin bout I saw some other guys talkin bout it at another forum...[Angel]

 

[BabYGirL_4Eva]

 

[Right Wing]

I'm sitting home alone, staring at the phone, running through my numbers trying get someone who's home.
I'm pacing back and forth and I'm getting really anxious, I need a big booty or its back my hand tricks.
I tryed calling Natasha but her baby daddy answered, so I just hung the phone I know that dude will smack her.
I tryed calling Vanessa but she's hanging in Las Vegas, I even thought about the miles and if my car could make it.
I called up Angela and she got all offended, talkin' bout I hit it and I split and I did, I can't pretend kid.
So now it's close to 1 and I'm seeing this aint happnin', so I popped in Jenna Jameson and got myself a napkin.

[lmao][lmao][lmao]

Have you tried Craig's List?

 

[bLAzE]

jerkin off aint so bad, unless the clean up gets messy

 

[es4800]

I'm sitting home alone, staring at the phone, running through my numbers trying get someone who's home.
I'm pacing back and forth and I'm getting really anxious, I need a big booty or its back my hand tricks.
I tryed calling Natasha but her baby daddy answered, so I just hung the phone I know that dude will smack her.
I tryed calling Vanessa but she's hanging in Las Vegas, I even thought about the miles and if my car could make it.
I called up Angela and she got all offended, talkin' bout I hit it and I split and I did, I can't pretend kid.
So now it's close to 1 and I'm seeing this aint happnin', so I popped in Jenna Jameson and got myself a napkin.

[lmao][lmao][lmao]

HAHA like da potna Juvenile said on dat 400 degreez "lets say im in a room wit a b*tch & da h*e dont wanna fu*k like a man im a beat my meat & get my fuc*in nutt 4sho she gon be drove then, & im a cut dat tv off & go to sleep on dat h*e then"!

 

[es4800]

jenna jameson? sheit..what about 8th st.Latinas..or Cum Fiesta or Flower Tuccis...hahaha..Idk what the fuck Im talkin bout I saw some other guys talkin bout it at another forum...[Angel]

haha boi stop