I was stopped at a red light with my daughter in the car. The car in front of us had a bumper sticker that read:
Proud parent of a honor roll student at Jefferson Elementary
?When you gonna get me one of those?? I asked my daughter.
Before she could answer, I remembered her size 4 shoe size was 4 times greater than her Grade-Point-Average.
So I just jumped out the car, yanked off the bumper sticker, slapped it on my bumper, and sped home.
For the next week, little boys called the house non-stop, asking to speak with my daughter.
?See how the boys like brains over beauty?? I told my daughter.
Feeling proud, I walked out with her to admire the bumper sticker.
What I hadn?t realized, was that when I yanked off the sticker from the other car, it didn?t come off totally intact, and what I had actually slapped on my bumper read:
Proud parent of a ho 11111111111 at Jefferson Elementary
She looked at me with sad eyes.
I grounded her. I didn?t raise her that way.
Corona
Proud parent of a honor roll student at Jefferson Elementary
?When you gonna get me one of those?? I asked my daughter.
Before she could answer, I remembered her size 4 shoe size was 4 times greater than her Grade-Point-Average.
So I just jumped out the car, yanked off the bumper sticker, slapped it on my bumper, and sped home.
For the next week, little boys called the house non-stop, asking to speak with my daughter.
?See how the boys like brains over beauty?? I told my daughter.
Feeling proud, I walked out with her to admire the bumper sticker.
What I hadn?t realized, was that when I yanked off the sticker from the other car, it didn?t come off totally intact, and what I had actually slapped on my bumper read:
Proud parent of a ho 11111111111 at Jefferson Elementary
She looked at me with sad eyes.
I grounded her. I didn?t raise her that way.
Corona
