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Lettuce & Tomatoe!

[Lil Boo]

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Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.


Lettuce!!!





















Tomato!!!






















Lettuce!!!






















Tomato!!!






















Lettuce!!!



















Tomato!!!




















She screams





Lettuce!!!

















Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!












PULL IT OUT NOW!!!









I can't get pregnant!









Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!




************ HAHAHAHA i WAS CRACKiN UP WHEN i READ THiS...SO FUNNY...WELL TO ME OKK! LOL
 

[Lil Boo]

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LOL....i KNOW iTS OLD BUT HEY iT CRACKS ME UP! "YOUR GETTiN MAYONNAiSE ALL OVER ME" HAHAHA WHAT A LOOSERR...LOL
 

Mr Unique

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lol...awww quit making fun of him u probabbly would have said the same thing at his age....:D
 

[Lil Boo]

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shut up bryan!!!! your mean to me! oh shit i sound like kiddo..."your mean to me" lol......j.p kiddo!
 

[Lil Boo]

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LMAO! FREAK-A-LiCK! SURE iS! LOL....NAW i'M jUST A NORMAL HyNA...NUTTiN TOO SPECiAL BOUT ME! LOL
;)
 
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