And Jesus said to the Mexicans
"Don't do anything until I get back."
Why don't African-Americans like aspirin?
It's white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.
What's the last thing on a bugs mind when he hits a wind-shield?
His ass.
Did you hear about the little Mexican kid that had diarreha?
He thought he was melting...
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can pick fruit.
Why don't black men like blow jobs?
They don't like any jobs.
What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am?
The Gooks of Hazard.
Finally.. something for the white people.. This one is longer.
There's this little white kid and he's eating some chocolate cake that his mother made for him. With her back towards him, he grabs some of the cake and smears it on his face and says, "Mommy, mommy! Look, I'm a black kid!"
His moms gets very upset and slaps him across the face and says "Don't ever say that. Go tell your father what you've done."
So, the sad little boy goes over to his father, smears more cake on his face and says, "Daddy, daddy. Look! I'm a black kid!"
His dad gets even more mad, and slaps his son across the face and says, "Go tell your grandfather what you've done!"
So, the little boy smears the final little bit of cake on his face and goes to his grand dad and says, "Grandpa, grandpa. Look! I'm a black kid!"
His grandpa gets EXTREMELY upset and slaps him too, then sends him to his mother again. Finally.
So, the mother sits him down and says, "So, what have you learned young man?"
To which, the little boy replied, "I've learned that I've only been black for 5 minutes, and already I hate you white people."
Why don't African-Americans like aspirin?
It's white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.
What's the last thing on a bugs mind when he hits a wind-shield?
His ass.
Did you hear about the little Mexican kid that had diarreha?
He thought he was melting...
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can pick fruit.
Why don't black men like blow jobs?
They don't like any jobs.
What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am?
The Gooks of Hazard.
Finally.. something for the white people.. This one is longer.
There's this little white kid and he's eating some chocolate cake that his mother made for him. With her back towards him, he grabs some of the cake and smears it on his face and says, "Mommy, mommy! Look, I'm a black kid!"
His moms gets very upset and slaps him across the face and says "Don't ever say that. Go tell your father what you've done."
So, the sad little boy goes over to his father, smears more cake on his face and says, "Daddy, daddy. Look! I'm a black kid!"
His dad gets even more mad, and slaps his son across the face and says, "Go tell your grandfather what you've done!"
So, the little boy smears the final little bit of cake on his face and goes to his grand dad and says, "Grandpa, grandpa. Look! I'm a black kid!"
His grandpa gets EXTREMELY upset and slaps him too, then sends him to his mother again. Finally.
So, the mother sits him down and says, "So, what have you learned young man?"
To which, the little boy replied, "I've learned that I've only been black for 5 minutes, and already I hate you white people."
