truthBtold
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The Irish Nursing Home
A Mexican family was considering putting their
grandfather in a nursing home. All the Hispanic
facilities were completely full so they had to put
him in an Irish home.
After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came
to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks the
grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
respectful," says grandpa. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that
this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different
from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big
smile. "There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't
played the violin in 20 years and everyone
still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He
hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone
still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for
25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
still call me 'The Fucking Mexican'"
A Mexican family was considering putting their
grandfather in a nursing home. All the Hispanic
facilities were completely full so they had to put
him in an Irish home.
After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came
to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks the
grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
respectful," says grandpa. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that
this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different
from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big
smile. "There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't
played the violin in 20 years and everyone
still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He
hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone
still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for
25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
still call me 'The Fucking Mexican'"
