As most stories start cept for those that lack heart
this begins with a quest one for gold,rice, and art
Across a thousand nations head began to spin
west is where they looked and aimed blessed by wind
they dreamed of a passage one that bypassed the ash,
the sand paths that clash with "rats" that want pay in cash
SO with out the kings men and with out the kings horses
they sattled there great ships like rich men with porches
off went the spanish the inquisitive conquisadors
off to the shores to get themselves whores
but oh they were ignorant when aiming for china
but fucked it up and landed on indian vagaina
First was Cortez a bored betch went attackin aztecs
his first recth was Montezuma beat him up with skin etch
others followed the incas, Pizzaro swallowed
same story as last they set lose germs like they were bottled
how very convienent but all n all time went
and many of them got stabbed n clubbed their spines bent
Then off went the french always without deodorant
they saved their cents without sense forgot tents
And the indians said FUCK EM give the fur to the dutch men
............THE ENGLISH ARE COMING.........
and they dont know the north side is cold as shit
they tried twice but that was way back..(my mind getin swollen)
any way there came a day when they were colonies that stayed
run far away by a bunch of dudes in armour that looked gay
then One guy went to the other
Martin Luther :"what you doin brother?"
Jhon Calvin: "drawin God in Prisims"
Martin Luther: "whores and bitches?"
Jhon Calvin: " nah thats my night time religion"
then they got a bright idea to fight the goverment
who to pray to for what and all that other shit
All the irish, dutch,german,french now under one roof
they decided to get some color and fetched some blacks too
but the blacks proved to lose so they putt em in chains
we all Know that wasnt why but im bored and deranged
it all went down hill from there big wars,cars invented, then we was born and named
this begins with a quest one for gold,rice, and art
Across a thousand nations head began to spin
west is where they looked and aimed blessed by wind
they dreamed of a passage one that bypassed the ash,
the sand paths that clash with "rats" that want pay in cash
SO with out the kings men and with out the kings horses
they sattled there great ships like rich men with porches
off went the spanish the inquisitive conquisadors
off to the shores to get themselves whores
but oh they were ignorant when aiming for china
but fucked it up and landed on indian vagaina
First was Cortez a bored betch went attackin aztecs
his first recth was Montezuma beat him up with skin etch
others followed the incas, Pizzaro swallowed
same story as last they set lose germs like they were bottled
how very convienent but all n all time went
and many of them got stabbed n clubbed their spines bent
Then off went the french always without deodorant
they saved their cents without sense forgot tents
And the indians said FUCK EM give the fur to the dutch men
............THE ENGLISH ARE COMING.........
and they dont know the north side is cold as shit
they tried twice but that was way back..(my mind getin swollen)
any way there came a day when they were colonies that stayed
run far away by a bunch of dudes in armour that looked gay
then One guy went to the other
Martin Luther :"what you doin brother?"
Jhon Calvin: "drawin God in Prisims"
Martin Luther: "whores and bitches?"
Jhon Calvin: " nah thats my night time religion"
then they got a bright idea to fight the goverment
who to pray to for what and all that other shit
All the irish, dutch,german,french now under one roof
they decided to get some color and fetched some blacks too
but the blacks proved to lose so they putt em in chains
we all Know that wasnt why but im bored and deranged
it all went down hill from there big wars,cars invented, then we was born and named
