A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped, his hands together at his crotch...
i recently dumped a chic that i didnt like but now shes is trippen evrytime she sees me she feels bad, her friends are trippen too they keep asking me why did you dump her!? im gettinng tired of this shet help me what do i do
i just left my gf because she was cheating on me, she ended up with a tall strong man, i ended up with a fat chic, this sucks im too nice i should of said no but i didnt wanna break her heart so what do you guys think i should do to get out of this situation?
theres this girl that liked me but i dont like her but she really likes me. now shes going out with this other guy , shes trying to make me jealous, shes all telling me " im going with him ok?" i said ok why did you tell me so privately? now her friends telling me that she still likes me, so now...
A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Mexican man there.As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Mexican man turned around and stood up.He then said: "listen Pendejo....when i was...
ight yo theres a dead man ina Dark room in the room theres nothing buta pipe a rope tide around his neck and a puddle under the man no one else ever came in the room there is no chairs to stand up and put the rope in his neck and he died a long and sufferable death so how did he die?
ey yall im just freestyling this so it might not make sence
when i woke up i pointed a gat to my face
thinking if i should make it through this place
when i rolled on the streets the cops looked straight at me
Thinking if they gonna blast me
getting paid at work better than the dope spot
rather...