You might be Taliban...

[truthBtold]

You might be taliban if....

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer

You own a $3000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes

You have more wives than teeth

You wipe your arse with your bare left hand but you consider bacon
"unclean"

You think vests come in two styles ; bulletproof and suicide

You cant think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against

You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing

You have felt the urge to rub one off after seeing a womans exposed ankle

You are amazed to discover that cellphones have uses other than to set off roadside bombs

You have uttered the phrase " I love what you have done with your cave"

 

[DoeMemba]

Lmfao!!

 

[ElDominicano]

This is pretty funny

 

[CaMbA_L?K?]

personally I respect the islam.... but not those fucking terrorist...

 

[ElDominicano]

In my opinion, they(us) keep adding gasoline to the fire, and at this point I think everyone's a little sick of it, I cant wait till Hilary's in office.

 

[Dark Angel]

lol....

 

[CaMbA_L?K?]

 

[CaMbA_L?K?]

hahaha el ronald.....

 

[Observer]

You might be taliban if....

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer

The reverse highlights an obvious hypocrisy here in the states.
We object to heroin, but sanction alcohol.

Oh, some of these were funny.

 

[truthBtold]

The reverse highlights an obvious hypocrisy here in the states.
We object to heroin, but sanction alcohol.

Oh, some of these were funny.

if you are suggesting that alcohol and heroin are on the same level... I gotta disagree with you on that.

 

[dimebags]

You might be taliban if....

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer

You own a $3000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes

You have more wives than teeth

You wipe your arse with your bare left hand but you consider bacon
"unclean"

You think vests come in two styles ; bulletproof and suicide

You cant think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against

You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing

You have felt the urge to rub one off after seeing a womans exposed ankle

You are amazed to discover that cellphones have uses other than to set off roadside bombs

You have uttered the phrase " I love what you have done with your cave"

[lmao][lmao][lmao][lmao][lmao][lmao][lmao]

 

[El Se?or Wason]

if you are suggesting that alcohol and heroin are on the same level... I gotta disagree with you on that.

lmao lmao....