HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - Anna Nicole Smith, the pneumatic blonde whose life played out as an extraordinary tabloid tale — jeans model, Playboy centerfold, widow of an octogenarian oil tycoon, reality-show subject, tragic mother — died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39.
She was...
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring...
Twenty Clues to Calling it a Night...
top10s
1. I have absolutely no idea where my wallet is. (Or pants... but that's a long story).
2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decide I...
wow im so boerd
and this poem is gonna be lame
but its just wat popped in my small little brain
and lookin at this forum i start dazing off into space
shit now i think i got a stupid ass looK on my face
tryin to make up a poem off the top of my head
and the onley word that comes in mind is the...
This Is Kinda Funney And Not True....wtf I Know Alot Of People That Are Not Even Ugley That Do Crimes And Alot Of Other Stupid Things...plus I Know People That Are Kinda Ugley And They Seem To Be The Nice Quiet Ones...not All Of Them Tho...lol
its the feeling u get
its the pain u regret
its that happiness that came with it
its that lonley heart that it lit
its the fire the once burned
its the lesson that was learned
its that four letter word
its the one that always seemed to hurt
its the same one that u showed me long before
this...
this is sorta like the other one but a bit different....lol
~Month you were born~
JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I BITCH SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I TAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I FUCKED WITH...
( i forgot were i got it from but i liked it)
DayDream
She's sitting there in class
getting warped into her world.
She starts looking out the window,
and dreams of being his girl.
She forgets the teacher's speaking,
and the students' voices fade away.
She can already hear him talking
as...
I HATE U
U HATE ME
LETS GET TOGATHER AND KILL BARNEY
W/A GREAT BIG GUN AND A BULLET IN DA HEAD
ARN'T U GLAD BARNEY'S DEAD............
:]
(w/ tha rythm of the i love u,u love me barney song)
u never seemed to care
u would jus look at me and stare
w/that same as always glare
and now u finally care for me
when from my heart i've set u free
u gotta understand every thing comes and goes
and my love for u jus grew too old
my heart is frozen and cold
i've wasted my time on you
so now...
You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12...
(ok im bored and i think its sorta funny)
I took myself out on a date
and said I'm looking grand,
and when I got my courage up
I asked to hold my hand.
I took me to a restaurant
and then a movie show.
I put my arm around me
in the most secluded row.
I whispered sweetly in my ear
of happiness...
like a bird like a plane
when i look at you i fly through memory lane
i feel the pain
pouring on me like rain
i wish i could fly away from it all like a crane
i suddenly feel a tear roll down my face
i had to face it my life is an unsolveable maze
one way in but no way out
i collapes and give...