HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - Anna Nicole Smith, the pneumatic blonde whose life played out as an extraordinary tabloid tale — jeans model, Playboy centerfold, widow of an octogenarian oil tycoon, reality-show subject, tragic mother — died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39. She was...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring...

Twenty Clues to Calling it a Night... top10s 1. I have absolutely no idea where my wallet is. (Or pants... but that's a long story). 2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decide I...

wow im so boerd and this poem is gonna be lame but its just wat popped in my small little brain and lookin at this forum i start dazing off into space shit now i think i got a stupid ass looK on my face tryin to make up a poem off the top of my head and the onley word that comes in mind is the...

its the feeling u get its the pain u regret its that happiness that came with it its that lonley heart that it lit its the fire the once burned its the lesson that was learned its that four letter word its the one that always seemed to hurt its the same one that u showed me long before this...

this is sorta like the other one but a bit different....lol ~Month you were born~ JANUARY-----------I KICKED FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED MARCH-------------I LICKED APRIL---------------I BITCH SLAPPED MAY-----------------I TAPPED JUNE----------------I BEAT JULY-----------------I FUCKED WITH...

( i forgot were i got it from but i liked it) DayDream She's sitting there in class getting warped into her world. She starts looking out the window, and dreams of being his girl. She forgets the teacher's speaking, and the students' voices fade away. She can already hear him talking as...

I HATE U U HATE ME LETS GET TOGATHER AND KILL BARNEY W/A GREAT BIG GUN AND A BULLET IN DA HEAD ARN'T U GLAD BARNEY'S DEAD............ :] (w/ tha rythm of the i love u,u love me barney song)

u never seemed to care u would jus look at me and stare w/that same as always glare and now u finally care for me when from my heart i've set u free u gotta understand every thing comes and goes and my love for u jus grew too old my heart is frozen and cold i've wasted my time on you so now...

You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12...

(ok im bored and i think its sorta funny) I took myself out on a date and said I'm looking grand, and when I got my courage up I asked to hold my hand. I took me to a restaurant and then a movie show. I put my arm around me in the most secluded row. I whispered sweetly in my ear of happiness...

like a bird like a plane when i look at you i fly through memory lane i feel the pain pouring on me like rain i wish i could fly away from it all like a crane i suddenly feel a tear roll down my face i had to face it my life is an unsolveable maze one way in but no way out i collapes and give...

9 Things I Hate About Everyone > >1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know >where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch >when I ask where the toilet is? > >2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room >for...

(got it from SPM's new cd) the rich man owns cars that cost more than houses diomonds,expensive cars and the wemon are countless his home is massive with floors made out of marble the ferrari is pearl.the new limo is charcoal it drives to the resturant.the chauffer opens the door does money...

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he ;refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found...

Stone By Stone I Have A Wall You Cannot See Because It's Deep Inside Of Me It Blocks My Heart On Every Side And Helps My Emotions There To Hide You Can't Rreach In You Can't Reach Out You Wander What It's All About The Wall I Built That You Cannot See Results From Insecurity Each Time My...

one day theres a hurricane and your driving to get away then theres a bus stop and on that bus stop there is the gurl of your dreams your best friend that saved your life and a lady thats about to die and you onley have room in your car for one more person what do you do???? (i'll tell...